Florida man arrested for attempting to BBQ pedophiles at motel.

Florida man found riding ostrich naked down main street during rush hour

Florida man attempts to set record for longest continuous hammock swing, ends up in neighboring state

Florida Man bites off his brother’s penis after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket.

Man claims he invented hovercraft made entirely of beach balls, attempts to fly to Bahamas

Florida man uses a plane to draw a 20-mile penis over Florida on Flightradar.

Florida man attempts to rob a GameStop while wearing a transparent wrapper over his head.

Florida man arrested for trying to sell NASA's secret moon rocks on Craigslist.

Florida man charged with assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through Wendy’s drive-thru window.

Florida man travels to South Carolina to “fight” Hurricane Florence with nothing but his underwear and an American flag.

Florida man steals police car, claims he was "auditioning" for a movie role.

Florida man attempts to break into zoo to take sloth for a joyride, gets stuck in fence

Florida man pulls off video game move to beat rival in the NASCAR Cup Series Championship.

Florida Man hires a plane to fly a banner over Trump’s home reading “HA HA HA HA HA HA."

Florida man's leg bitten, after attempting to teach alligators synchronized swimming

Florida man found selling seashells as "cryptocurrency", calls them MollusCoins.

Florida man charged for eating pancakes in the middle of the road.

Florida man steals $15,000 worth of jewelry, dressed as a flamingo.

Florida woman opera singer uses powerful soprano to scream “f**k” and “c**t” during Capitol riot and arrested by FBI.

Golf cart-driving Florida man tries to blow up neighbor’s chickens with homemade whiskey bomb during dispute over BB gun.

Florida man creates DIY theme park in his backyard, charges neighbors in roller coaster ammo.

Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles he brought from home, and plays bongos.

Florida man holds underwater dance party in neighbor's pool, claims to be an aquatic DJ

Florida man posts video documenting 6 months’ worth of farts at work, is fired immediately.

Florida woman was asked to leave a Red Lobster, so she responded by allegedly grabbing a live lobster straight out of the tank and bolting.

Florida man is arrested for capturing and training wild parrots to recite Shakespearean sonnets

Florida man reported to the police for using his bald eagle to destroy neighbor's kid's "noisy and annoying drone."

Florida man arrested for threatening to kill professor over 7 am exam.

Florida man arrested after allegedly attaching fireworks to pelicans.

Florida man gets out of jail, immediately steals from car in prison parking lot.

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park, tells kids where babies come from.

Florida man arrested after stealthily taking a can full of bedbugs to ex-lover's house

Florida man stabs tourist despite having no arms.

Florida man who led cops on two-hour chase broke into homes because he was ‘extremely thirsty from recently smoking crack.

Florida man punches landlord in the face after being told he can't pay rent with Monopoly money

Florida man gives police “exonerating” dash cam footage following traffic incident, accidentally includes video of him robbing a beauty store.

Florida man paints his house to look like giant watermelon, now faces neighborhood association wrath.

Florida man attempts to launch himself to space using fireworks to see the shape of the earth, ends up in tree

Florida man builds quarter-scale replica of Titanic, wants it to head to the seas by June

Florida man starts 'insect orchestra,' conducts mosquitoes, crickets, and fireflies in outdoor concerts

Florida men, 1 dressed in bull costume, accused of trying to burn down former lover’s house with Pasta sauce.

Florida man under fire for animal abuse after training raccoons to do household chores.

Florida man steals BMW after being told he can’t buy it with food stamps.

Florida man apparently visits zoo every Saturday to teach dolphins Morse code, officials want him arrested

Florida man throws eggs at artwork in gallery, claims art was too boring

Florida man arrested for practicing karate on swans.

Florida man breaks into medical marijuana dispensary at exactly 4:20 a.m.

Florida man threatens to kill man ‘with kindness,’ uses machete named ‘Kindness.’

Florida man opens "fortune-telling seashell shop," insists shells whisper life advice

Florida man says his house is a reverse aquarium, insists fish are the ones looking after him

Florida man arrested for throwing a coconut at neighbor's kid, claims the kid said an onion is the only food that can make him cry

Florida man declares his backyard a 'zombie-free zone,' sets up defenses with a dozen infrared-sensing automatic weapons

Florida man flies a jet with excavator like a toy plane.

Florida man teaches snail to "run," now wants to start a snail racing league, locals not impressed

Florida Man wears ‘Fuck the Police’ t-shirt to court, wins case against police.

Florida man arrested for fraud after telling people who bought his "cloud paintings" to look at the skies

Florida man installs Tesla's autopilot system to his lawnmower, wife not impressed

Florida woman blames windy day for blowing cocaine into her purse.

Florida man says syringes in his anus aren’t his.

Florida man slaps woman. Everyone jumps on him.

Florida man arrested for exposing his genitals to women while driving but he claims he was just 'hot' and needed to 'air it out'

Florida man chases people and cops around Chic-Fil A parking lot naked telling them they’re gay for looking at his penis.

Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926

Florida man starts invisible pet parade business, claims to lead imaginary animals down the street

Florida man tries to pay for McDonald’s with weed.

Florida man takes out $1600 in coins to "make it rain" at a strip club

Florida man caught illegally feeding wild alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy…and he loves bagels"

Florida Man arrested for having sex with stuffed Olaf snowman inside Target

After failing to capture alligator on its own, Chicago hires Florida Man, who catches it in less than 24 hours

Florida man tries to set world record for longest lawn chair sitting, becomes best friends with the squirrels

Florida man forced to pay child support despite DNA test proving he is not the father

Florida Man goes fishing and catches a kilo of marijuana. Calls it "an early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar"

Florida man declares his roof a UFO landing pad, eagerly awaits extraterrestrial visitors

Florida Man leaves $10,000 tip at restaurant, says "‘I want each person in this restaurant to get 500 dollars

Florida Man messes with the WRONG person, beaten up by former NFL player who caught him masturbating outside daughter's window

Florida man robs bank, strips naked, then runs down the street throwing stolen money everywhere.

Florida man robs a store, uses bicycle as getaway vehicle

Florida man trained his pigeons to deliver crack to his customers: police now say

Florida Man breaks into house, eats salad, masturbates, plays with toy helicopter

Florida man has seen ‘Avengers: Endgame’ a record 116 times and he’s not slowing down

Florida bodybuilder carries a 200-pound piano around the park as part of his morning exercise.

Florida man police chief told cops to arrest random black people to boost stats

Florida man shoots AR-15 at dirt bikers who were ‘tormenting the neighborhood,’ says he's doing it to 'raise awareness'

Florida Man pretends to be prosecutor, tries to drop charges against himself.

Florida man found offering 'Truckside Comedy Show,' with his Chevy, promises laughter for just $200 per ticket

Fake Florida man votes twice in Florida while living and working and killing in Minneapolis

Florida woman named Crystal Methany arrested.

Florida woman claims she uses an AK-47 to light her gas stove, after house association called the police on her

Florida man therapist loses license for hitting on rape survivor, telling her she's 'Extremely hot'

Florida man concerned that the meth he was smoking was not pure, took it to police

Florida man kicks open doors as he goes house to house shirtless looking for someone to fight.

Florida Man hacks bank, tries to steal $7 billion because "Jesus wanted him to be rich'

Florida man in a modified Dodge challenger "challenges" highway patrol to a street drag race

Florida woman gets rich during lockdown by talking dirty to men in a British accent

Florida man prisoner kills cellmate, says 'one less child molester'

Florida Man arrested for attempted overthrow of Venezuelan government

Florida man awoke last Tuesday to discover another Florida man at the foot of his bed sucking on his toes

Florida man steals police car, directs traffic toward a road with a dead end

Florida woman, scares off naked intruder who was 'gyrating in a lewd manner' by taking out her dentures and yelling 'Grandma no teeth!'

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza